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ʻAʻohe wahine...
A hoʻolohe ke kaikamahine - hoʻokō i nā koi a pau o ke kāne. Hoʻopau ʻo ia i kāna dick ma ka home, me ka ʻole o ka hoʻopunipuni. Ke alakaʻi nei ke kāne iā ia e like me ka wahine hoʻokamakama, ʻoiai ʻaʻole kēlā ʻano kaikamahine ka ʻulaʻula. Hana wale ʻo ia i kāna makemake me ia. Ua hāʻawi ʻo ia i ka hoki inā makemake ʻo ia iā ia. Pono ʻoe! Ma hope o nā mea a pau, makemake ʻo ia iā ia e ʻomi ikaika. I ka pau ʻana, ʻulaʻula kāna pepa, no laila ʻomi ʻo ia. Pono ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻa i loko o kāna hoki.
Ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i ka kono ʻana o ka negro iā ia i ka lāʻau - lele ʻo ia me ka hauʻoli! A e noʻonoʻo ʻoe, ʻo ia ka mea nāna i nīnau iā ia, a ua like ʻo ia, "Ua maikaʻi! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻike nā mea a pau o ka uni i kona ʻano nui - no laila holo nā moa e hauʻoli i kā lākou mau lua. Ua hāʻawi pū kēia brunette i kāna hoki a ʻaʻole naʻe i manaʻo i kona wā i komo ai. A laila e lawe kekahi nerd i wahine hoʻokamakama e like me ia i wahine.
wikiō nui.
ʻO ia kaʻu makemake e pili ana i kēia hōkū, he uʻi ʻo ia, me nā umauma maikaʻi a me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua kāhiko maikaʻi ʻo ia a mahalo i nā mea kūʻai aku ʻaʻole wale no ke kālā. Inā male ʻoe i ka moa e like me ia, e lilo ʻoe i dumpling i loko o ka ʻaila ʻawaʻawa! Hanai mau a lawelawe. ʻO ka moa e like me ia e mālama iā ia iho, e noho i ka meaʻai, ʻaʻohe kālā i mālama ʻia no kāna mālama. Omo i ka protein ma ka hana a ua māʻona! A aloha ʻo ia i kāna kāne no nā mea a pau!
ʻOlohelohe akamai! Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka hauʻoli a me ka hauʻoli o nā ʻelemakule. ʻAʻole i ʻike ka nui o lākou i nā ʻano like ʻole i nā makahiki, ʻaʻole mai ko lākou wā ʻōpio a oʻo. Pīhoihoi au i ka ikaika a me ka nui o kekahi o nā ʻeleʻele.
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